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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I’m an aspiring journalist living in the city of Chicago. These are my rants, raves and snapshots of my everyday life as a recent unemployed college graduate.</description><title>brett and butter</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @brettandbutter)</generator><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Crazy rider.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xp2l88d9xUQxxR1go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Crazy rider.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/128906747</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/128906747</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:02:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Liquid nitrogen actin a fool last night at ICream. It’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xox4hhhjUAIKKcI4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Liquid nitrogen actin a fool last night at ICream. It’s sooo good!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/126724801</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/126724801</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:14:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>He really wants to cut and paste …. and voice memos. You...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xot9mtnxmQtC5UAHo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He really wants to cut and paste …. and voice memos. You let him down, Apple! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Courtesy Kimi Badger &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/125077554</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/125077554</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:27:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Memory lane. Does anyone know the name of that Minute Maid fruit...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xorr2xdfSfI3iI7Uo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Memory lane. Does anyone know the name of that Minute Maid fruit punchy stuff?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/124419287</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/124419287</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:00:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love being mentioned on people’s Facebook’s I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xohneftgMhEhZqnzo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love being mentioned on people’s Facebook’s I really don’t know that well.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/120358159</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/120358159</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:20:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Back to baking. Orange pudding filled vanilla cupcakes topped...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xoa23i4tFlbbMmhXo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Back to baking. Orange pudding filled vanilla cupcakes topped with orange buttercream frosting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/117514672</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/117514672</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:49:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My little  kitty cowboy lassoin’ it up!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xoa2248yT1kqXbNuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My little  kitty cowboy lassoin’ it up!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/117514276</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/117514276</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:48:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bye bye paper towels.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xo5rdpqckUoCGOAoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bye bye paper towels.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/115890381</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/115890381</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 15:38:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Word to the wise: Never tell a hipster he looks like Michael...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xo5my30zlBGlkxmSo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Word to the wise: Never tell a hipster he looks like Michael McDonald of “madTV” fame. Just to play it safe, probably don’t refer to them as a hipster, either! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Lesson learned. Scratches gained.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/115848539</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/115848539</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 13:34:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Malõrt Liqeur. Sick!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xo3bhbpeNvHqHfhIo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Malõrt Liqeur. Sick!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/115144741</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/115144741</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 22:37:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I had to get these after my jaw sunk to the floor in awe after...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xo05te9cD88UAKZQo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I had to get these after my jaw sunk to the floor in awe after seeing the commercial. It’s like a dryer sheet only with detergent, softened and anti-static all in one little piece! No more giant detergent bottles!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/113971278</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/113971278</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 17:35:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Banana split cupcake at Pheobe’s in Lakeview with Mols and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xnyoze4hHNcgs43Yo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Banana split cupcake at Pheobe’s in Lakeview with Mols and MTron and lunch at Adesso. Yum.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/113429060</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/113429060</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 16:56:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Back to cooking. Fresh salad with lettuce, green peppers,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xnx8581r9XxOmtN1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Back to cooking. Fresh salad with lettuce, green peppers, carrots, Persian cucumbers and godess dressing and tricolored pasta with basil sauce, fried eggplant, and steamed zucchini.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/112913161</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/112913161</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 16:17:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"When you walked into the bar, I knew I had to come tell you that you look like a hybrid between Andy..."</title><description>“When you walked into the bar, I knew I had to come tell you that you look like a hybrid between Andy Warhol and Conor Oberst”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Random dude at Estelles on Friday night&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/112837051</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/112837051</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 12:36:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hood love. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Since graduating from college a little more than a week ago, I’ve had plenty of time to sit around and pretty much do nothing at all. It’s left me at home with lots of free time, but also with lots of time to observe the happenings of my West Town ‘hood which I thought was pretty safe. But, it’s starting to get a little sketch….ier. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The other day on my way to hail a cab, a man pulled up in a Ford van, waves me over, points to his gas meter and asks, “Do you speak English?”  I, of course, say, “Yes.” He then proceeds to ask me for gas money as he’s running on E. Once in my cab, I passed the van all the way up on Milwaukee. He obviously wasn’t hurting that bad. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yesterday, leaving my apartment with a friend, a man comes up to us waving his sunglasses and ID in front of us asking for gas money. He points at a white van parked on the side of the street, says he’s form Wheaton and needs gas money to get home. We refuse and walk on. “Not even a cigarette?” he pleads, and makes some sort of disappointing sighing noise. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This morning, that same white van pulls away. He wasn’t the owner or driver. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Today. Who knows. But I’m sure something sketch will happen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/112836398</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/112836398</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 12:34:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>All the books I’ve been given that I’ve yet to read....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xnqeb3feIasZTphNo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;All the books I’ve been given that I’ve yet to read. That shall change soon!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/110777335</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/110777335</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 21:35:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Welcome to the unknown. Life starts here."</title><description>“Welcome to the unknown. Life starts here.”</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/104379369</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/104379369</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:58:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Published.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xn6alm73Chu8tVhRo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Published.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/104378611</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/104378611</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:56:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Life through new lenses.  


This is for Beth.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xmxbtx41xNoWIzg9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Life through new lenses.  &lt;/p&gt;

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This is for Beth.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/101944801</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/101944801</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:21:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Full of reminders. Too many people to call this week!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/wv2gjDr0xmti7irjNubWDxVFo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Full of reminders. Too many people to call this week!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/100889656</link><guid>http://brettandbutter.tumblr.com/post/100889656</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:08:37 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
